how do i tell my cat she’s adopted
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Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis
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in 4th grade my friend and i did an experiment for science class and we wanted to see how different kinds of music affected fish so we bought a fish and put it in a bowl and then we started playing screamo and the fish DIED
i laUGHED AT THIS FOR 3 HOURS
did you put water in the bowl
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Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back
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“i have so much fucking homework” i whisper to myself while i continue scrolling down my dashboard, hating myself more and more every minute
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